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== Time == | == Time == | ||
=== General === | === General === | ||
All times mentioned in this ruleset are in UTC. Days start at 00:00 UTC. Weeks start on Monday 00:00 UTC. | All times mentioned in this ruleset are in UTC. Days start at 00:00 UTC. Weeks start on Monday 00:00 UTC. | ||
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A player is "reputable" if they have continuously been a player for the previous seven days or if they have continuously been a player from a time that was within 3 days of the round starting. | A player is "reputable" if they have continuously been a player for the previous seven days or if they have continuously been a player from a time that was within 3 days of the round starting. | ||
When a player becomes reputable, grant them a Summoning Whistle. | |||
When a player (the doer) lands on a space with another player (the inactivee), if the inactivee has not moved this phase nor last, the doer can ping the inactivee and grant them a Time Bean Chili. By doing so, the doer is granted a Shurdle. | |||
When a player becomes reputable, grant them 1 random garbage. | |||
== Proposals == | == Proposals == | ||
Proposals are made by sending a message in the channel #proposals. | Proposals are made by sending a message in the channel #proposals. | ||
A 👍 or 👎 reaction from a player on a proposal message at the time when the voting period ends constitutes a vote in favor or against, respectively. If a person's vote is unclear (excluding abstentions), it is considered to be against. | A 👍 or 👎 reaction from a player on a proposal message at the time when the voting period ends constitutes a vote in favor or against, respectively. A 🤔 reaction from a player at the time the voting period ends constitutes a vote for a rewrite. If a person's vote is unclear (excluding abstentions), it is considered to be against. | ||
At the end of its voting period, a proposal takes effect if it is popular (as defined for its type) and the message in which it was submitted has been neither deleted nor edited. If more than one proposal would otherwise take effect simultaneously, they take effect in the order in which they were created. | At the end of its voting period, a proposal takes effect if it is popular (as defined for its type) and the message in which it was submitted has been neither deleted nor edited. If more than one proposal would otherwise take effect simultaneously, they take effect in the order in which they were created. | ||
The class of a proposal must be a class defined in the rules. When a proposal is submitted, the submitter may specify its class. if no class is specified, the proposal class defaults to Standard. | The class of a proposal must be a class defined in the rules. When a proposal is submitted, the submitter may specify its class. if no class is specified, the proposal class defaults to Standard. | ||
When a player becomes reputable, grant that player N-3 Time Bean Chilis, where N is the current phase. | |||
=== Urgent Class Proposal === | === Urgent Class Proposal === | ||
The voting period of an urgent proposal begins at the time it is submitted and ends two days (48 hours) after. An urgent proposal is popular if it has no more than two votes against it. | The voting period of an urgent proposal begins at the time it is submitted and ends two days (48 hours) after. An urgent proposal is popular if it has no more than two votes against it. Votes for a rewrite on urgent class proposals will be considered identical to a vote against. | ||
Rules to the contrary notwithstanding, only a reputable player can submit an urgent proposal. Urgent proposals should only be used to correct the game to its intended state and to maintain playability. | Rules to the contrary notwithstanding, only a reputable player can submit an urgent proposal. Urgent proposals should only be used to correct the game to its intended state and to maintain playability. | ||
=== Standard Class Proposal === | === Standard Class Proposal === | ||
The voting period for a | A proposal with the same, or substantially similar effect to a Tune Up class proposal cannot be made as a Standard class proposal for at least 7 days after it is discarded or made into a Second Reading class Proposal. | ||
The voting period for a Standard class proposal is the phase that started after the proposal was submitted. A standard proposal is popular if the combined total of votes for and rewrite votes is greater than the number of votes against, and fewer than 30% of the total votes are rewrites. If the combined total of votes for and rewrite votes is greater than the number of votes against, and the rewrite votes constitute equal to or greater than 30% of the total votes, the proposal does not take effect and instead becomes a “Tune Up” class proposal. | |||
=== Tune Up Class Proposal === | |||
A proposal cannot be manually made as a Tune Up class Proposal. It is only possible to create a Tune Up class proposal through voting on another class of proposal. It is not possible to vote on a Tune Up class proposal. | |||
Any proposal which is made to become a Tune Up class proposal is sent to the channel #workshop. Tune Up class proposals can be modified by the original proposer of the rule to mollify the concerns of players who voted for a rewrite. Before the end of the phase in which it was made into a Tune Up class proposal, the original proposer must either approve the rule for a second vote, in which case they will send it to the channel #proposals as a Second Reading class proposal, or they may hold the rule back to remain as a Tune Up class proposal for one more phase. If the original proposer does neither before the end of the phase, the proposal is automatically discarded. If a proposal has had the Tune Up class for greater than 3 phases consecutively it is automatically discarded. | |||
=== Second Reading Class Proposal === | |||
A proposal cannot be manually made as a Second Reading class proposal. It is only possible to create a Second Reading class proposal through the methods described in the “Tune up Class Proposal” subrule. A Rewrite vote for a Second Reading class proposal will be considered identical to a vote against. | |||
Besides the exceptions described above, Second Reading class proposals are exactly the same as Standard class proposals. | |||
== Judges == | == Judges == | ||
There shall be a sole Judge, responsible for resolving rules disputes. An incumbent Judge can be removed with the assent of two players, but they should not be removed except for abuse of office. A person can cease being the Judge by publicly stating so. | There shall be a sole Judge, responsible for resolving rules disputes. An incumbent Judge can be removed with the assent of two players, but they should not be removed '''in this manner''' except for abuse of office.. A person can cease being the Judge by publicly stating so. | ||
A request for justice shall take the form of a question or statement. The proper response to a question is an answer to that question, and the proper response to a statement is the truth value of that statement. | A request for justice shall take the form of a question or statement. The proper response to a question is an answer to that question, and the proper response to a statement is the truth value of that statement. | ||
Upon formal submission of a request for justice by a person other than themself in #request-for-justice, the Judge shall, as quickly as possible, issue a response to the request. This response shall be binding only to the extent that it reasonably directly pertains to the request, and only to the extent that it does not blatantly and obviously contradict rules text while still considering the expressed or clearly implied legislative intent. | Upon formal submission of a request for justice by a person other than themself in #request-for-justice, the Judge can and shall, as quickly as possible, issue a response to the request in #request-for-justice. This response shall be binding only to the extent that it reasonably directly pertains to the request, and only to the extent that it does not blatantly and obviously contradict rules text while still considering the expressed or clearly implied legislative intent. | ||
Within 4 days of a judge issuing a ruling, a public vote of confidence on that ruling can be initiated in #request-for-justice. Votes may be cast in such a vote for a period of 2 days after initiation. Votes are to be cast by 👍 or 👎 reactions on a clearly designated poll message; if a person's vote is unclear, it is to affirm the judgement. A ruling is overturned if strictly more players vote in favor of overturning than affirming. | Within 4 days of a judge issuing a ruling, a public vote of confidence on that ruling can be initiated in #request-for-justice. Votes may be cast in such a vote for a period of 2 days after initiation. Votes are to be cast by 👍 or 👎 reactions on a clearly designated poll message; if a person's vote is unclear, it is to affirm the judgement. A ruling is overturned if strictly more players vote in favor of overturning than affirming. | ||
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Any reputable player may become a candidate for the Judge by sending a message in the channel #judge-elections. If there are any Judge candidacies put forward during a week, the player whose message is both popular and has the most 👍 reactions from players becomes the Judge once that week ends. A Judge Candidacy message is popular if it has more 👍 than 👎 reactions from players on its initiating message. Ties are broken in favor of the player with the earliest text message during that week. | Any reputable player may become a candidate for the Judge by sending a message in the channel #judge-elections. If there are any Judge candidacies put forward during a week, the player whose message is both popular and has the most 👍 reactions from players becomes the Judge once that week ends. A Judge Candidacy message is popular if it has more 👍 than 👎 reactions from players on its initiating message. Ties are broken in favor of the player with the earliest text message during that week. | ||
If no judge candidacies are put forward during a week, then the incumbent judge retains their position. | |||
== Items == | == Items == | ||
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When otherwise authorized, a trade between two players takes place when both players explicitly consent to the trade in #trades within 7 days of each other. | When otherwise authorized, a trade between two players takes place when both players explicitly consent to the trade in #trades within 7 days of each other. | ||
=== Using Items === | |||
An item can be used by the player that owns it by posting to #game-actions, specifying the item, and any other required details. When used, the item takes effect as specified in its description, then the item is destroyed. If an item's description references "you", it refers to the player who used the item. If it implies that a player does something, then the player who does it is the player who used the item. | |||
=== Garbage === | |||
Garbage effects cannot change gamestate prior to the phase in which the Garbage is used. Each row in the table below defines an item alongside it's description and it's ID. If an ID is not assigned to a garbage item, it is automatically assigned the lowest positive integer that is not the ID of another garbage item. If the effect of one of these items cannot be determined, it instead does nothing, because it is garbage. | |||
{| class="wikitable" | |||
|+ | |||
!Name | |||
!Description | |||
!ID | |||
|- | |||
|Summoning Whistle | |||
|If the space you are on is Blank, it gets covered in garbage, and thereby becomes of type Garbage Pile. Grant that player a random item defined by Garbage. | |||
|1 | |||
|- | |||
|Disembodied Arm of Teleportation | |||
|The arm drags you through spacetime directly to a random space between 1 and 100. (This is not movement.) | |||
|2 | |||
|- | |||
|Significant Pause | |||
|You move directly to the space you are on. | |||
|3 | |||
|- | |||
|Time Bean Chili | |||
|You move again. | |||
|4 | |||
|- | |||
|Duck | |||
|YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR! | |||
|5 | |||
|- | |||
|Mysterious Ontological Hole | |||
|You swap places with the specified player. (This is not movement.) | |||
|6 | |||
|- | |||
|Draught of Fudging | |||
|You add or subtract 1 from the specified die roll. | |||
|7 | |||
|- | |||
|Synergistic Scent-sation | |||
|You transform a crystal into 2 random items. | |||
|8 | |||
|- | |||
|Tickle-me-elmo | |||
|The specified player moves directly to space 0. | |||
|9 | |||
|- | |||
|Phlegmatic Porpoise | |||
|A random player is granted a Phlegmatic Porpoise. Ping them. | |||
|10 | |||
|- | |||
|Pop-and-Lock Tutorial CD | |||
|The specified player moves directly to the space you are on. | |||
|11 | |||
|- | |||
|Mauve | |||
|Not the best color, but not the worst either. | |||
|12 | |||
|- | |||
| +6 Sword of Edging | |||
|You add 6 to a specified die roll. Additionally, roll 1d100. On 100 or higher, you move immediately and directly to the Gates of Hell (which is space 666000). | |||
|13 | |||
|- | |||
|Actual Garbage | |||
|This item cannot be used, rules to the contrary notwithstanding. If it is somehow used anyways, you are granted 2 Actual Garbage, to negate the effect of using it twice over. | |||
|14 | |||
|- | |||
|Get Out of Jail Free Card | |||
|You leave jail. | |||
|15 | |||
|- | |||
|Steering Wheel | |||
|Add 1d4 to wheel rotation. | |||
|16 | |||
|- | |||
|Brakes | |||
|Subtract 1d4 from the wheel rotation. | |||
|17 | |||
|- | |||
|Bottle of Holding | |||
|The space you are on becomes Blank. Modify this description by replacing all instances of Blank with the type the space you are on was prior to it becoming Blank. | |||
|18 | |||
|- | |||
|NEW ITEM | |||
|Create a new space that follows your current space. | |||
|19 | |||
|- | |||
|Dimensional Bacon | |||
|Roll 2d100 to select 2 spaces randomly. The higher numbered space selected now succeeds the lowered number space. | |||
|20 | |||
|- | |||
|Fish | |||
|Drop on the deck and flop like a fish! | |||
|21 | |||
|- | |||
|Antimatter Wormhole | |||
|You move to the space with identifier equivalent to the negative of your space's identifier, if it exists. | |||
|22 | |||
|- | |||
|Actual Garage | |||
|You are granted 5 random items defined by Garbage. | |||
|23 | |||
|- | |||
|Archgarbage | |||
|This item cannot be used, rules to the contrary notwithstanding. If it is somehow used anyways, you are granted 2 Archgarbage, to negate the effect of using it twice over. If you have 'Actual Garbage' and 'Archgarbage' at the same time, 1 of each is destroyed. | |||
|24 | |||
|- | |||
|Anti-type | |||
|Randomly select an item defined by Garbage. You are granted -1 of it. | |||
|25 | |||
|- | |||
|Synesthesia | |||
|Randomly select an item defined by Garbage. You are granted Navy Blue of it. | |||
|26 | |||
|- | |||
|Top Hat | |||
|For the rest of the game, you are wearing a top hat. | |||
|27 | |||
|- | |||
|Banana | |||
|Yes, you have eaten the banana. | |||
|28 | |||
|- | |||
|Gorilla | |||
|If you have 3 bananas, you win the cycle. | |||
|29 | |||
|- | |||
|Blank Card | |||
|Specify a name and description, and permanently append that to Garbage | |||
|30 | |||
|- | |||
|Sick Burn | |||
|Permanently amend Garbage by removing the specified item. | |||
|31 | |||
|- | |||
|Demonic Tutor | |||
|You are granted one of any specified item. | |||
|32 | |||
|- | |||
|Nickelback | |||
|🎵 Look at this graph 🎵 | |||
|33 | |||
|- | |||
|❤️🔥 | |||
|❤️🔥 | |||
|34 | |||
|- | |||
|This is a Totally Normal Item | |||
|Yes, yes it is. | |||
|35 | |||
|- | |||
|4st | |||
|HEY PUT ME DOWN I'M NOT GARBAGE | |||
|36 | |||
|- | |||
|Six Inch Eyebrow of Mansplaining | |||
|Makes all your answers long and incorrect. | |||
|37 | |||
|- | |||
|Rainbow Gun | |||
|Doesn't make stuff gay, unfortunately. Instead, changes the type of space you are on to whatever you specify. | |||
|38 | |||
|- | |||
|Gay'nbow Gun | |||
|Makes stuff gay. | |||
|39 | |||
|- | |||
|Veil Vacuum | |||
|Change the rule of blank spaces to read [When a player lands on this space, grant them a Blank Card]. | |||
|40 | |||
|- | |||
|Big wheel | |||
|Add 1d40 to the Wheel Rotation | |||
|41 | |||
|- | |||
|Death Ray | |||
|Garbage to the Contrary Notwithstanding, the specified player loses SO HARD that if they have already won the cycle, they have no longer won the cycle. (They can still win again though, WATCH OUT!). | |||
|42 | |||
|- | |||
|Scammer Scammer | |||
|Increase your item uses for this turn by 1 | |||
|43 | |||
|- | |||
|Complex Mathematical Debate Inciter | |||
|modify your current space by the sum of all natural numbers plus one twelfth | |||
|44 | |||
|- | |||
|Praqueue | |||
|Earn one attempt at pronouncing Praqueue, if Praqueue says you are correct, you earn one Praqueue | |||
|45 | |||
|- | |||
|duhTfibjdFugifFUGIFFUfig | |||
|GibjvuFugugFIVIFYGIGUgibjfyfibj | |||
|46 | |||
|- | |||
|Telescope of Viewing | |||
|Increase your insightfulness by 56 | |||
|47 | |||
|- | |||
|Don't Use This | |||
|Lose 1 Crystal | |||
|48 | |||
|- | |||
|Citation | |||
|Get everything described in the linked source <sup>[[Glarg|[1]]]</sup> | |||
|49 | |||
|- | |||
|The Emperor's New Clothes | |||
|You must perform all actions in the next phase naked, this will be enforced by the honour system | |||
|50 | |||
|- | |||
|The Emperor's Old Clothes | |||
|You must perform all actions in the next phase wearing at least 9 different garments, this will be enforced by the honour system | |||
|51 | |||
|- | |||
|Beacon of Philanthropy | |||
|You must pick one other player to get a Beacon of Philanthropy | |||
|52 | |||
|- | |||
|Flexagon | |||
|move to and land on the space which is the sum of the squares of the digits (in base 10) of your current space. If such a space does not exist, it is created with itself as its successor, and you move to and land on it. Give a random player a Flexagon. | |||
|53 | |||
|- | |||
|Menger Sponge | |||
|Create a "fractal image" attuned to you in the current space. When you pass 0, your fractal image moves and passes through one space without landing on it. When you land on 0, your fractal image moves to and lands on the resulting space without passing it. Any effects on players also effect the fractal image, but when a fractal image receives an item, its owner receives a "jumbo [that item]" instead, which defaults to the same effect. | |||
|54 | |||
|- | |||
|Language Barrier | |||
|Specify a player and a game object. Until that player receives a crystal, whenever they would seem to mean that game object, they instead mean nothing whatsoever. | |||
|55 | |||
|- | |||
|Feelin' 4sty | |||
|Select a player. Grant them 1d3 4st (the Garbage item). Then randomly select 1 type of garbage item they possess and grant yourself 1 of it. | |||
|56 | |||
|- | |||
|Crustal | |||
|You pretend this is a crystal. It counts as a crystal for everything except win conditions. | |||
|57 | |||
|- | |||
|Shurdle | |||
|If you have an even number of Shurdles, you may remove 2m Shurdles from your inventory and grant yourself m Crustals, provided you have at least 2m Shurdles. | |||
|58 | |||
|- | |||
|Crystal Engine | |||
|Before moving you may destroy 5 shards to add 2 to your roll. Then grant yourself 1 Crystal Engine. | |||
|59 | |||
|- | |||
|Machine Gun Jetpack | |||
|Treat all Hazard spaces as Blank in your next move. If within this move you pass through a space with another player on it, they get shot and they select 2 spaces in their next move. | |||
|60 | |||
|- | |||
|Bullet Bill | |||
|Select 18 spaces in your next move. | |||
|61 | |||
|- | |||
|Descending Dark | |||
|The space you are on, its successors and predecessors are changed to be of type Blank. | |||
|62 | |||
|- | |||
|Last Prism | |||
|Instantly applies the effect of landing on a Crystal Beam type space. | |||
|63 | |||
|- | |||
|Recall Potion | |||
|Sets your space to 0. | |||
|64 | |||
|- | |||
|Potion of Return | |||
|Your current space becomes a successor of 0. Then sets your space to 0. | |||
|65 | |||
|- | |||
|Blood Pact | |||
|Grant yourself 4 Crystals. Grant Xenon dichloride 4 Crystals. | |||
|66 | |||
|- | |||
|Team Fortress 2 | |||
|Select another player. If they move this phase, grant both players a random garbage. If they did not move last phase, grant both players an additional random garbage. | |||
|67 | |||
|- | |||
|Ultradelete | |||
|Select a player. If that player did not move last phase, all their items are transferred to you, and remove them from the game. | |||
|68 | |||
|- | |||
|Marionette | |||
|Select a player that did not move last phase. They move again, and you make all choices they would otherwise need to make. | |||
|69 | |||
|- | |||
|Garbage Rain | |||
|Grant all players 1 random garbage. | |||
|70 | |||
|- | |||
|Sleeping Giants | |||
|Grant all players that did not move last phase 2 random garbage. | |||
|71 | |||
|- | |||
|Cookout | |||
|Grant all players 1 Time Bean Chili. | |||
|72 | |||
|- | |||
|Wake Up This Is A Dream | |||
|Grant all players that did not move last phase 1 Time Bean Chili. | |||
|73 | |||
|- | |||
|Become Train | |||
|Permanently become a train. If you were a crab, you become a traincrab, which has all abilities of trains and crabs. | |||
|74 | |||
|- | |||
|Get Hitched (like a train kthx) | |||
|Select another player. Whenever you move, they (optionally, up to you, not them) also move the same amount. You make all choices they would otherwise make for this move. | |||
|75 | |||
|- | |||
|Coal Suffusion | |||
|Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title '''Train Upgrades''' and the text {A player that is a train may optionally add 10 to their movement rolls.} | |||
|76 | |||
|- | |||
|Steamroll | |||
|Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title '''Train Upgrades''' and the text {Whenever a player that is a train (the engineer) passes a space with another player (the victim) on it, they can optionally choose an item in the victim's possession and take it, granting the victim 1 random garbage.} | |||
|77 | |||
|- | |||
|ALSO CRABS | |||
|Permanently become a crab. If you were a train, you become a crabtrain, which has all abilities of crabs and trains. | |||
|78 | |||
|- | |||
|Brood Mentality | |||
|Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title '''Crab Upgrades''' and the text {Whenever a crab wins, all crabs win, rules to the contrary notwithstanding.} | |||
|79 | |||
|- | |||
|So Many Legs | |||
|Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title '''Crab Upgrades''' and the text {A player that is a crab may optionally add 5 to their movement rolls.} | |||
|80 | |||
|- | |||
|Crabfeast | |||
|If you are a crab, crabtrain, or traincrab, you stop being one entirely. Select a crab, crabtrain, or traincrab. Take all their items. | |||
|81 | |||
|- | |||
|Train Heist | |||
|If you are a train, traincrab, or crabtrain, you stop being one entirely. Select a train, traincrab, or crabtrain. Take all their items. | |||
|82 | |||
|- | |||
|Machete | |||
|Select two positive spaces, or two negative spaces, and any number that is not on the board. There is now a path from the first space to a new Blank space defined by that number, and a path from that new space to the second space. | |||
|83 | |||
|- | |||
|Space Mangler | |||
|Select a positive space and a negative space, or a negative space and a positive space, and any number that is not on the board. There is now a path from the first space to a new Blank space defined by that number, and a path from that new space to the second space. | |||
|84 | |||
|- | |||
|Birthday Cake | |||
|Start a party. | |||
|85 | |||
|- | |||
|Present | |||
|Select a player. Randomly select 1 Garbage item and grant them it. A party is then started. | |||
|86 | |||
|- | |||
|Party Pizza | |||
|You move again with a roll of 2. | |||
|87 | |||
|- | |||
|Saxophone | |||
|If it is party time you are cool and sexy. This means you grant yourself 2 Crystals. | |||
|88 | |||
|- | |||
|Beer | |||
|You are now tipsy. If you are tipsy or drunk when this is used, you are drunk. | |||
|89 | |||
|- | |||
|Vodka | |||
|You are now drunk. | |||
|90 | |||
|- | |||
|Magic Water | |||
|You are not tipsy or drunk. You are also reminded to water the plant. | |||
|91 | |||
|- | |||
|Magic Mirror | |||
|Amend a specified movement roll in this phase to instead be 12 minus that roll. | |||
|92 | |||
|- | |||
|Garbage Truck | |||
|Change the type of every Blank space to Garbage Pile. | |||
|93 | |||
|- | |||
|Resonant Quartz | |||
|If your space was targeted with the beam in this phase or the last, grant yourself 1 Crystal. You may then select 1 space to target with the beam. | |||
|94 | |||
|- | |||
|Telekinetic Amethyst | |||
|Select a space. If it's type is a category, select a pseudo-type to change it to. | |||
|95 | |||
|- | |||
|Hell Diamond | |||
|All spaces are targeted by the beam. | |||
|96 | |||
|- | |||
|Refractive Topaz | |||
|Select a space to target with the beam. Any players on this space then have their location set to 0. | |||
|97 | |||
|- | |||
|Shady Sands Shuffle | |||
|Select a player and an item in their inventory. If they can, they use that item. | |||
|98 | |||
|} | |||
==== MacGyvering ==== | |||
Once per phase, a player can MacGyver by posting to #game-actions and specifying 2 different items defined by Garbage in their possession, then granting themselves a random item defined by Garbage. This destroys the specified items. | |||
=== Shards === | |||
Shards are a fungible item. At any point, players can gain 10+1d10 shards by destroying 1 crystal in their possession. | |||
== Actions == | == Actions == | ||
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==== Boulder Trap ==== | ==== Boulder Trap ==== | ||
“Boulder Trap” is a type of space. Each Boulder Trap space has a list of spaces called its Boulder Path, and a space called its Safe Haven. When a player lands on a Boulder Trap space, a boulder rolls through all of the spaces on its Boulder Path, causing all players on that space and any space in its Boulder Path to flee, moving them to its Safe Haven. When a player passes through a Boulder Trap space, nothing happens. | “Boulder Trap” is a type of space. Each Boulder Trap space has a list of spaces called its Boulder Path, and a space called its Safe Haven. When a player lands on a Boulder Trap space, a boulder rolls through all of the spaces on its Boulder Path, causing all players on that space and any space in its Boulder Path to flee, moving them to its Safe Haven. When a player passes through a Boulder Trap space, nothing happens. | ||
Boulder Trap spaces cannot have their type changed through the use of items. If the use of an item would cause a Boulder Trap to change its type, then the use of that item is cancelled without effect. | |||
==== Unique Types ==== | ==== Unique Types ==== | ||
A unique space type is a space type defined as such by the rules. If 2 or more spaces have the same unique space type, then all but the last one become type "Blank" (where the last ones is the one with the greatest identifier). | A unique space type is a space type defined as such by the rules. If 2 or more spaces have the same unique space type, then all but the last one become type "Blank" (where the last ones is the one with the greatest identifier). | ||
==== | ==== Garbage Pile ==== | ||
" | "Garbage Pile" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Garbage Pile space, a player may optionally select a random item defined by the rule "Garbage" to grant themself. | ||
==== Crystal Orb ==== | |||
"Crystal Orb" is a type of space. When a player lands on a crystal orb space, they gain 1 crystal. | |||
==== Stop Sign ==== | |||
Stop sign is a type of space. When a player selects such a space as part of movement they cannot, and do not have to, select any further spaces. | |||
==== Oil Spill ==== | |||
Oil Spill is a type of space. When a player selects such a space as part of movement, the subsequent selection, if there should be one, must be randomly chosen from among the space's successors. | |||
==== Thin Ice ==== | |||
Thin Ice is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space, if more than one player have that space as their location, all such players have their location set to Space 0. | |||
==== Shard Pile ==== | |||
Shard Pile is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space they gain 1d6 shards. | |||
==== Crystal Forge ==== | |||
Crystal Forge is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space they may choose to transform 20 of their shards into 1 crystal. | |||
==== Casino ==== | |||
Casino is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space they may choose to gamble by rolling a d2. If the result is 1, they lose all their shards. If the result is 2, the amount of shards they own is doubled. | |||
If it is party time you must be drunk to gamble. | |||
==== Teleporter ==== | |||
A teleporter is a type of space. When a player lands on a teleporter space, they instantaneously swap locations with a randomly selected player. (Having your location swapped with another player is not "moving", as defined by the rules, and hence none of the intermediate squares between you and the player you are swapping with have any effect when it happens.) When a player passes through a teleporter space, nothing happens. | |||
==== Geyser ==== | |||
"Geyser" is a type of space. | |||
If a player lands on a Geyser space, they must immediately move backwards 3 spaces. This does not count as movement for the purposes of passing through or landing on spaces. If a space where this is required to happen would have multiple predecessors, a random one is selected to move onto. If a player selects a Geyser space as part of their movement action, except if that space is the final space selected, they glide further. They may (optionally) select 1 additional or 1 fewer space during that movement action. | |||
==== Dance Pad ==== | |||
"Dance Pad" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Dance pad space, they may choose to start a party. | |||
==== Disco Ball ==== | |||
"Disco Ball" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Disco Ball space during party time, they may randomly select a Blank space to change it's type to Dance Pad. | |||
==== Geode ==== | |||
"Geode" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Geode space, grant them a random item from the list below: | |||
* Crystal | |||
* Crustal | |||
* Shard | |||
* Resonant Quartz | |||
* Telekinetic Amethyst | |||
* Hell Diamond | |||
* Refractive Topaz | |||
==== Crystal Beam ==== | ==== Crystal Beam ==== | ||
"Crystal Beam" is a type of space. When a player lands on a | "Crystal Beam" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Crystal Beam space, they may select 1 space to target with the beam. | ||
When a space is targeted with the beam, any players on this space lose 1 Crustal each. If they have no Crustals, they lose 1 Crystal. They lose nothing if neither condition applies. If the targeted space is of type Garbage Pile or Dance Pad, it is changed to Blank. If the targeted space is of type Hazard, change it's pseudo-type to Blank. | |||
=== Connections Between Spaces === | === Connections Between Spaces === | ||
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=== Categories === | === Categories === | ||
Types of spaces can be grouped together into categories. Spaces whose types are categories have a "pseudo-type" which may be assigned to a specific element of the group (or "Blank"), or randomly by selecting a random (with the possibility of weighting, though uniformly distributed unless stated) type from within the category. When a player | Types of spaces can be grouped together into categories. Spaces whose types are categories have a "pseudo-type" which may be assigned to a specific element of the group (or "Blank"), or randomly by selecting a random (with the possibility of weighting, though uniformly distributed unless stated) type from within the category. When a player lands on a space with a category as its type, the space's current pseudo-type applies, then that player must make a random selection for its new pseudo-type. | ||
Whilst a category contains no elements, a space of that category is always pseudo-type "Blank". In the case of an ambiguous pseudo-type, any player may generate a random pseudo-type for that space. If a player creates a space with a category as its type or modifies a space's type to be a category, they must as part of that action generate that space's pseudo-type randomly. | |||
==== Treasure ==== | ==== Treasure ==== | ||
"Treasure" is a category of spaces | "Treasure" is a category of spaces. It contains the following types: | ||
* Crystal | |||
* Crystal Orb | |||
* Shard Pile | |||
* Geode | |||
==== Hazard ==== | ==== Hazard ==== | ||
"Hazard" is a category of spaces. | "Hazard" is a category of spaces. It contains the following types: | ||
* Stop Sign | |||
* Thin Ice | |||
* Geyser | |||
==== Utility ==== | |||
"Utility" is a category of spaces. It contains the following types: | |||
* Crystal Forge | |||
* Casino | |||
* Crystal Beam | |||
== Movement == | == Movement == | ||
Each player can, as a progressive action, move, provided they have not done so previously in the current phase. This requires the following selections: | Each player can, as a progressive action, move, provided they have not done so previously in the current phase. This requires the following selections: | ||
* First, a random choice of | * First, a random choice of 2d4. Let the result be N. | ||
* Then, N selections of a space, where each space succeeds the prior selected space (and the first selected space follows the player's current space). | * Then, subject to modification by other rules, N selections of a space, where each space succeeds the prior selected space (and the first selected space follows the player's current space). | ||
When a player moves, the following happen in order: | When a player moves, the following happen in order: | ||
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** They are deemed to "pass" that space, and any subsequent effects occur. | ** They are deemed to "pass" that space, and any subsequent effects occur. | ||
* Their location is set to the final selected space. | * Their location is set to the final selected space. | ||
* They are deemed to "land on" the final selected space. | * They are deemed to "land on" the final selected space, and any subsequent effects occur. | ||
Where an effect occurs due to movement that involves a player not having choices as to the outcome, any player may perform it for them. If an error in movement goes unnoticed by the end of the following phase, this no longer applies and the movement is accepted as legitimate in that instance. | |||
If an incomplete move occurred in the previous phase and is identified after they have moved again, their move for the current phase is negated and they are granted a 'Time Bean Chili'. | |||
=== Combos === | |||
If it is party time and multiple players roll the same number on any of their dice, any of these players may choose to combo. When a player combos, they gain a 'Party Pizza' and a random garbage item. | |||
=== Dancing === | |||
If it is party time and a player lands on a space with other players, grant each player on that space N 'Time Bean Chilis', where N is one less than the number of players on that space. | |||
=== Doubles === | |||
If you roll multiple of the same number when moving, grant yourself a 'Time Bean Chili'. | |||
== Winning == | == Winning == | ||
Crystals are fungible, non-transferable items. | Crystals are fungible, non-transferable items. | ||
If a player owns a number of crystals greater than or equal to 15 and at least five more than any other player, that player wins. | If a player owns a number of crystals greater than or equal to 15 and at least five more than any other player, that player wins. Then the cycle ends. | ||
== Party == | |||
''It's Party time!!!'' If a party is started it is deemed to be party time. If another party is started it is no longer party time. |
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Time[edit | edit source]
General[edit | edit source]
All times mentioned in this ruleset are in UTC. Days start at 00:00 UTC. Weeks start on Monday 00:00 UTC.
Phases[edit | edit source]
Each week is divided into two phases:
Phase I: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday
Phase II: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday
Rules[edit | edit source]
A rule is a body of text which governs the state of the game. Rules that are in effect apply continuously. When a player joins the game, they agree to abide by the rules in effect.
A subrule is a rule that claims another rule as its parent. The subrule is not part of the parent; instead this relationship is to be used for organizational purposes.
A rule that is not a subrule is a top-level rule.
Players[edit | edit source]
Any person may become a player by posting a message setting forth their intent to do so in the channel #game-actions, provided they have not been a player at any point in the past seven days. A player may cease being a player by sending a message that sets forth their intent to do so in #game-actions.
A player is "reputable" if they have continuously been a player for the previous seven days or if they have continuously been a player from a time that was within 3 days of the round starting.
When a player becomes reputable, grant them a Summoning Whistle.
When a player (the doer) lands on a space with another player (the inactivee), if the inactivee has not moved this phase nor last, the doer can ping the inactivee and grant them a Time Bean Chili. By doing so, the doer is granted a Shurdle.
When a player becomes reputable, grant them 1 random garbage.
Proposals[edit | edit source]
Proposals are made by sending a message in the channel #proposals.
A 👍 or 👎 reaction from a player on a proposal message at the time when the voting period ends constitutes a vote in favor or against, respectively. A 🤔 reaction from a player at the time the voting period ends constitutes a vote for a rewrite. If a person's vote is unclear (excluding abstentions), it is considered to be against.
At the end of its voting period, a proposal takes effect if it is popular (as defined for its type) and the message in which it was submitted has been neither deleted nor edited. If more than one proposal would otherwise take effect simultaneously, they take effect in the order in which they were created.
The class of a proposal must be a class defined in the rules. When a proposal is submitted, the submitter may specify its class. if no class is specified, the proposal class defaults to Standard.
When a player becomes reputable, grant that player N-3 Time Bean Chilis, where N is the current phase.
Urgent Class Proposal[edit | edit source]
The voting period of an urgent proposal begins at the time it is submitted and ends two days (48 hours) after. An urgent proposal is popular if it has no more than two votes against it. Votes for a rewrite on urgent class proposals will be considered identical to a vote against.
Rules to the contrary notwithstanding, only a reputable player can submit an urgent proposal. Urgent proposals should only be used to correct the game to its intended state and to maintain playability.
Standard Class Proposal[edit | edit source]
A proposal with the same, or substantially similar effect to a Tune Up class proposal cannot be made as a Standard class proposal for at least 7 days after it is discarded or made into a Second Reading class Proposal.
The voting period for a Standard class proposal is the phase that started after the proposal was submitted. A standard proposal is popular if the combined total of votes for and rewrite votes is greater than the number of votes against, and fewer than 30% of the total votes are rewrites. If the combined total of votes for and rewrite votes is greater than the number of votes against, and the rewrite votes constitute equal to or greater than 30% of the total votes, the proposal does not take effect and instead becomes a “Tune Up” class proposal.
Tune Up Class Proposal[edit | edit source]
A proposal cannot be manually made as a Tune Up class Proposal. It is only possible to create a Tune Up class proposal through voting on another class of proposal. It is not possible to vote on a Tune Up class proposal.
Any proposal which is made to become a Tune Up class proposal is sent to the channel #workshop. Tune Up class proposals can be modified by the original proposer of the rule to mollify the concerns of players who voted for a rewrite. Before the end of the phase in which it was made into a Tune Up class proposal, the original proposer must either approve the rule for a second vote, in which case they will send it to the channel #proposals as a Second Reading class proposal, or they may hold the rule back to remain as a Tune Up class proposal for one more phase. If the original proposer does neither before the end of the phase, the proposal is automatically discarded. If a proposal has had the Tune Up class for greater than 3 phases consecutively it is automatically discarded.
Second Reading Class Proposal[edit | edit source]
A proposal cannot be manually made as a Second Reading class proposal. It is only possible to create a Second Reading class proposal through the methods described in the “Tune up Class Proposal” subrule. A Rewrite vote for a Second Reading class proposal will be considered identical to a vote against.
Besides the exceptions described above, Second Reading class proposals are exactly the same as Standard class proposals.
Judges[edit | edit source]
There shall be a sole Judge, responsible for resolving rules disputes. An incumbent Judge can be removed with the assent of two players, but they should not be removed in this manner except for abuse of office.. A person can cease being the Judge by publicly stating so.
A request for justice shall take the form of a question or statement. The proper response to a question is an answer to that question, and the proper response to a statement is the truth value of that statement.
Upon formal submission of a request for justice by a person other than themself in #request-for-justice, the Judge can and shall, as quickly as possible, issue a response to the request in #request-for-justice. This response shall be binding only to the extent that it reasonably directly pertains to the request, and only to the extent that it does not blatantly and obviously contradict rules text while still considering the expressed or clearly implied legislative intent.
Within 4 days of a judge issuing a ruling, a public vote of confidence on that ruling can be initiated in #request-for-justice. Votes may be cast in such a vote for a period of 2 days after initiation. Votes are to be cast by 👍 or 👎 reactions on a clearly designated poll message; if a person's vote is unclear, it is to affirm the judgement. A ruling is overturned if strictly more players vote in favor of overturning than affirming.
A ruling may be overturned by the Judge who made it within one week of being made. When a ruling is overturned in this manner, the Judge shall then issue a new ruling on the initial request, which shall be binding in the same manner as the original ruling.
An overturned ruling shall have no bearing on the interpretation of the rules or of the gamestate.
Any reputable player may become a candidate for the Judge by sending a message in the channel #judge-elections. If there are any Judge candidacies put forward during a week, the player whose message is both popular and has the most 👍 reactions from players becomes the Judge once that week ends. A Judge Candidacy message is popular if it has more 👍 than 👎 reactions from players on its initiating message. Ties are broken in favor of the player with the earliest text message during that week.
If no judge candidacies are put forward during a week, then the incumbent judge retains their position.
Items[edit | edit source]
Items are entities defined as such by the rules. Items can be owned by players. When an item's owner cannot reasonably be determined using publicly available information, or if it would be owned by a non-player, it is instead destroyed.
For an entity to gain an item is for that item to be created in that entity's possession. To grant an entity an item is to create it in that entity's possession.
For an entity to lose an item is for that item to be destroyed from that entity's possession. To revoke an item from an entity is to destroy it from that entity's possession.
Reputable players can trade items with other reputable players.
Trading[edit | edit source]
A trade is an exchange or transfer of items between two entities, with each entity giving a specified finite set of items to the other.
When otherwise authorized, a trade between two players takes place when both players explicitly consent to the trade in #trades within 7 days of each other.
Using Items[edit | edit source]
An item can be used by the player that owns it by posting to #game-actions, specifying the item, and any other required details. When used, the item takes effect as specified in its description, then the item is destroyed. If an item's description references "you", it refers to the player who used the item. If it implies that a player does something, then the player who does it is the player who used the item.
Garbage[edit | edit source]
Garbage effects cannot change gamestate prior to the phase in which the Garbage is used. Each row in the table below defines an item alongside it's description and it's ID. If an ID is not assigned to a garbage item, it is automatically assigned the lowest positive integer that is not the ID of another garbage item. If the effect of one of these items cannot be determined, it instead does nothing, because it is garbage.
Name | Description | ID |
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Summoning Whistle | If the space you are on is Blank, it gets covered in garbage, and thereby becomes of type Garbage Pile. Grant that player a random item defined by Garbage. | 1 |
Disembodied Arm of Teleportation | The arm drags you through spacetime directly to a random space between 1 and 100. (This is not movement.) | 2 |
Significant Pause | You move directly to the space you are on. | 3 |
Time Bean Chili | You move again. | 4 |
Duck | YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR! | 5 |
Mysterious Ontological Hole | You swap places with the specified player. (This is not movement.) | 6 |
Draught of Fudging | You add or subtract 1 from the specified die roll. | 7 |
Synergistic Scent-sation | You transform a crystal into 2 random items. | 8 |
Tickle-me-elmo | The specified player moves directly to space 0. | 9 |
Phlegmatic Porpoise | A random player is granted a Phlegmatic Porpoise. Ping them. | 10 |
Pop-and-Lock Tutorial CD | The specified player moves directly to the space you are on. | 11 |
Mauve | Not the best color, but not the worst either. | 12 |
+6 Sword of Edging | You add 6 to a specified die roll. Additionally, roll 1d100. On 100 or higher, you move immediately and directly to the Gates of Hell (which is space 666000). | 13 |
Actual Garbage | This item cannot be used, rules to the contrary notwithstanding. If it is somehow used anyways, you are granted 2 Actual Garbage, to negate the effect of using it twice over. | 14 |
Get Out of Jail Free Card | You leave jail. | 15 |
Steering Wheel | Add 1d4 to wheel rotation. | 16 |
Brakes | Subtract 1d4 from the wheel rotation. | 17 |
Bottle of Holding | The space you are on becomes Blank. Modify this description by replacing all instances of Blank with the type the space you are on was prior to it becoming Blank. | 18 |
NEW ITEM | Create a new space that follows your current space. | 19 |
Dimensional Bacon | Roll 2d100 to select 2 spaces randomly. The higher numbered space selected now succeeds the lowered number space. | 20 |
Fish | Drop on the deck and flop like a fish! | 21 |
Antimatter Wormhole | You move to the space with identifier equivalent to the negative of your space's identifier, if it exists. | 22 |
Actual Garage | You are granted 5 random items defined by Garbage. | 23 |
Archgarbage | This item cannot be used, rules to the contrary notwithstanding. If it is somehow used anyways, you are granted 2 Archgarbage, to negate the effect of using it twice over. If you have 'Actual Garbage' and 'Archgarbage' at the same time, 1 of each is destroyed. | 24 |
Anti-type | Randomly select an item defined by Garbage. You are granted -1 of it. | 25 |
Synesthesia | Randomly select an item defined by Garbage. You are granted Navy Blue of it. | 26 |
Top Hat | For the rest of the game, you are wearing a top hat. | 27 |
Banana | Yes, you have eaten the banana. | 28 |
Gorilla | If you have 3 bananas, you win the cycle. | 29 |
Blank Card | Specify a name and description, and permanently append that to Garbage | 30 |
Sick Burn | Permanently amend Garbage by removing the specified item. | 31 |
Demonic Tutor | You are granted one of any specified item. | 32 |
Nickelback | 🎵 Look at this graph 🎵 | 33 |
❤️🔥 | ❤️🔥 | 34 |
This is a Totally Normal Item | Yes, yes it is. | 35 |
4st | HEY PUT ME DOWN I'M NOT GARBAGE | 36 |
Six Inch Eyebrow of Mansplaining | Makes all your answers long and incorrect. | 37 |
Rainbow Gun | Doesn't make stuff gay, unfortunately. Instead, changes the type of space you are on to whatever you specify. | 38 |
Gay'nbow Gun | Makes stuff gay. | 39 |
Veil Vacuum | Change the rule of blank spaces to read [When a player lands on this space, grant them a Blank Card]. | 40 |
Big wheel | Add 1d40 to the Wheel Rotation | 41 |
Death Ray | Garbage to the Contrary Notwithstanding, the specified player loses SO HARD that if they have already won the cycle, they have no longer won the cycle. (They can still win again though, WATCH OUT!). | 42 |
Scammer Scammer | Increase your item uses for this turn by 1 | 43 |
Complex Mathematical Debate Inciter | modify your current space by the sum of all natural numbers plus one twelfth | 44 |
Praqueue | Earn one attempt at pronouncing Praqueue, if Praqueue says you are correct, you earn one Praqueue | 45 |
duhTfibjdFugifFUGIFFUfig | GibjvuFugugFIVIFYGIGUgibjfyfibj | 46 |
Telescope of Viewing | Increase your insightfulness by 56 | 47 |
Don't Use This | Lose 1 Crystal | 48 |
Citation | Get everything described in the linked source [1] | 49 |
The Emperor's New Clothes | You must perform all actions in the next phase naked, this will be enforced by the honour system | 50 |
The Emperor's Old Clothes | You must perform all actions in the next phase wearing at least 9 different garments, this will be enforced by the honour system | 51 |
Beacon of Philanthropy | You must pick one other player to get a Beacon of Philanthropy | 52 |
Flexagon | move to and land on the space which is the sum of the squares of the digits (in base 10) of your current space. If such a space does not exist, it is created with itself as its successor, and you move to and land on it. Give a random player a Flexagon. | 53 |
Menger Sponge | Create a "fractal image" attuned to you in the current space. When you pass 0, your fractal image moves and passes through one space without landing on it. When you land on 0, your fractal image moves to and lands on the resulting space without passing it. Any effects on players also effect the fractal image, but when a fractal image receives an item, its owner receives a "jumbo [that item]" instead, which defaults to the same effect. | 54 |
Language Barrier | Specify a player and a game object. Until that player receives a crystal, whenever they would seem to mean that game object, they instead mean nothing whatsoever. | 55 |
Feelin' 4sty | Select a player. Grant them 1d3 4st (the Garbage item). Then randomly select 1 type of garbage item they possess and grant yourself 1 of it. | 56 |
Crustal | You pretend this is a crystal. It counts as a crystal for everything except win conditions. | 57 |
Shurdle | If you have an even number of Shurdles, you may remove 2m Shurdles from your inventory and grant yourself m Crustals, provided you have at least 2m Shurdles. | 58 |
Crystal Engine | Before moving you may destroy 5 shards to add 2 to your roll. Then grant yourself 1 Crystal Engine. | 59 |
Machine Gun Jetpack | Treat all Hazard spaces as Blank in your next move. If within this move you pass through a space with another player on it, they get shot and they select 2 spaces in their next move. | 60 |
Bullet Bill | Select 18 spaces in your next move. | 61 |
Descending Dark | The space you are on, its successors and predecessors are changed to be of type Blank. | 62 |
Last Prism | Instantly applies the effect of landing on a Crystal Beam type space. | 63 |
Recall Potion | Sets your space to 0. | 64 |
Potion of Return | Your current space becomes a successor of 0. Then sets your space to 0. | 65 |
Blood Pact | Grant yourself 4 Crystals. Grant Xenon dichloride 4 Crystals. | 66 |
Team Fortress 2 | Select another player. If they move this phase, grant both players a random garbage. If they did not move last phase, grant both players an additional random garbage. | 67 |
Ultradelete | Select a player. If that player did not move last phase, all their items are transferred to you, and remove them from the game. | 68 |
Marionette | Select a player that did not move last phase. They move again, and you make all choices they would otherwise need to make. | 69 |
Garbage Rain | Grant all players 1 random garbage. | 70 |
Sleeping Giants | Grant all players that did not move last phase 2 random garbage. | 71 |
Cookout | Grant all players 1 Time Bean Chili. | 72 |
Wake Up This Is A Dream | Grant all players that did not move last phase 1 Time Bean Chili. | 73 |
Become Train | Permanently become a train. If you were a crab, you become a traincrab, which has all abilities of trains and crabs. | 74 |
Get Hitched (like a train kthx) | Select another player. Whenever you move, they (optionally, up to you, not them) also move the same amount. You make all choices they would otherwise make for this move. | 75 |
Coal Suffusion | Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title Train Upgrades and the text {A player that is a train may optionally add 10 to their movement rolls.} | 76 |
Steamroll | Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title Train Upgrades and the text {Whenever a player that is a train (the engineer) passes a space with another player (the victim) on it, they can optionally choose an item in the victim's possession and take it, granting the victim 1 random garbage.} | 77 |
ALSO CRABS | Permanently become a crab. If you were a train, you become a crabtrain, which has all abilities of crabs and trains. | 78 |
Brood Mentality | Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title Crab Upgrades and the text {Whenever a crab wins, all crabs win, rules to the contrary notwithstanding.} | 79 |
So Many Legs | Amend the rules by appending to a (new if it doesn't exist) rule with the title Crab Upgrades and the text {A player that is a crab may optionally add 5 to their movement rolls.} | 80 |
Crabfeast | If you are a crab, crabtrain, or traincrab, you stop being one entirely. Select a crab, crabtrain, or traincrab. Take all their items. | 81 |
Train Heist | If you are a train, traincrab, or crabtrain, you stop being one entirely. Select a train, traincrab, or crabtrain. Take all their items. | 82 |
Machete | Select two positive spaces, or two negative spaces, and any number that is not on the board. There is now a path from the first space to a new Blank space defined by that number, and a path from that new space to the second space. | 83 |
Space Mangler | Select a positive space and a negative space, or a negative space and a positive space, and any number that is not on the board. There is now a path from the first space to a new Blank space defined by that number, and a path from that new space to the second space. | 84 |
Birthday Cake | Start a party. | 85 |
Present | Select a player. Randomly select 1 Garbage item and grant them it. A party is then started. | 86 |
Party Pizza | You move again with a roll of 2. | 87 |
Saxophone | If it is party time you are cool and sexy. This means you grant yourself 2 Crystals. | 88 |
Beer | You are now tipsy. If you are tipsy or drunk when this is used, you are drunk. | 89 |
Vodka | You are now drunk. | 90 |
Magic Water | You are not tipsy or drunk. You are also reminded to water the plant. | 91 |
Magic Mirror | Amend a specified movement roll in this phase to instead be 12 minus that roll. | 92 |
Garbage Truck | Change the type of every Blank space to Garbage Pile. | 93 |
Resonant Quartz | If your space was targeted with the beam in this phase or the last, grant yourself 1 Crystal. You may then select 1 space to target with the beam. | 94 |
Telekinetic Amethyst | Select a space. If it's type is a category, select a pseudo-type to change it to. | 95 |
Hell Diamond | All spaces are targeted by the beam. | 96 |
Refractive Topaz | Select a space to target with the beam. Any players on this space then have their location set to 0. | 97 |
Shady Sands Shuffle | Select a player and an item in their inventory. If they can, they use that item. | 98 |
MacGyvering[edit | edit source]
Once per phase, a player can MacGyver by posting to #game-actions and specifying 2 different items defined by Garbage in their possession, then granting themselves a random item defined by Garbage. This destroys the specified items.
Shards[edit | edit source]
Shards are a fungible item. At any point, players can gain 10+1d10 shards by destroying 1 crystal in their possession.
Actions[edit | edit source]
When defining a game action that can be performed by sending a message, the rules should specify a channel where the game action can be taken. If the rules enable performing an action by sending a message without providing for a specific channel, the action can be taken by sending a message in #game-actions. Similarly, if the rules provide that a game action can be taken without making any provision for any method to take that action, the action can be taken by sending a message in #game-actions.
Actions that are to be performed by sending a message are done by sending a message in the appropriate channel that clearly and unambiguously sets forth intent for the action to be taken.
Whenever a player performs an action that would modify the information that the players generally agree should be tracked, that player should make a reasonable effort to track the outcome of the action in the generally-agreed-upon applicable location.
Random Choices[edit | edit source]
A person shall not deliberately select random values for a rules-defined action without intending to use those values to the best of their ability to resolve that action.
If a person has selected some or all of the random values necessary to perform an action, they shall not discard the valid specifications in order to attempt a substantially similar action with the goal of obtaining different random values. If there is consensus that a preponderance of the evidence exists, or if a Judge ruling, not overturned, finds that a player has done such a thing, all attempts other than the first are deemed to be invalid and to not have affected the gamestate.
Dice Rolls[edit | edit source]
A rule that requires a selection of an NdK value, for non-negative integer N and positive integer K, is requiring the random selection of N rolls of a K-sided die.
- If not otherwise specified, this produces the sum of N rolls of a K-sided die; that is, the sum of N independent selections of integers from 1 to K, using a uniform random distribution. If N is zero, the sum is zero.
- If a rule requires an NdK dice roll with a target number x, this instead produces the number of N independent 1dK rolls that meet or exceed the target number and can be abbreviated as "x+". For example, if a rule requires a dice roll with a target number of 3, this can be abbreviated to "3+".
Progressive Actions[edit | edit source]
Where the rules define a "progressive action", a person authorized to take that action may take that action as described in this rule. For this purpose, the "appropriate channel" is the channel specified by the rule defining the action (defaulting to #game-actions).
An authorized person may "commence" (syn. "begin") the action by sending a message in the appropriate channel. A person who has done so may then make any required selections (including, potentially, random choices) required for the action in the appropriate channel.
Upon the person making all required selections (that is, immediately after they make the final required selection), the action is deemed to be performed if all of the following are true at that time:
- The time is in the same phase in which they commenced the action.
- They are authorized to perform the action.
- All other preconditions of the action specified in the rules are met.
- All provided selections are valid (as required by the defining rule).
Where a person has commenced a progressive action that requires a selection, whether random or not, for which the choices are defined (e.g. they do not depend on another yet-unmade selection) and for which the rules permit a single possible option, that option is immediately deemed to have been selected, even without explicit action of the person.
Board[edit | edit source]
Each player has a location (syn. "current space"), which is a space. For a player to "move to" a new space, other than their current location, is for their location to become the new space. Initially, or if a player would otherwise lack a location or have indeterminate location, a player's location becomes the initial space (as elsewhere defined by the rules, or otherwise the oldest-created existing space) if possible.
Spaces[edit | edit source]
A space is an entity. Each space has an identifier, which is an integer unique among spaces. An attempt to create a space with an invalid or duplicated identifier fails, rules to the contrary notwithstanding. The space with identifier N is known as "Space N".
A space with identifier 0 always exists, and is created immediately if it does not. This space is the initial space.
Each space has a type or category as its type. The possible types are described by other rules. Initially, or if a space would otherwise lack a type or have indeterminate type, a space's type becomes Blank.
A line of spaces exists between space X and space Y if X is less than Y and if every space from space X to space Y-1, inclusive, precedes a space with an identifier one greater than its own. A loop exists from space X to space Y if a line exists from space X to space Y and space X succeeds space Y.
Blank[edit | edit source]
"Blank" is a type of space. Blank spaces have no effect that occurs when a player lands on or passes through them.
Crystal[edit | edit source]
"Crystal" is a type of space. When a player lands on or passes through a crystal space, they gain 1 crystal.
Boulder Trap[edit | edit source]
“Boulder Trap” is a type of space. Each Boulder Trap space has a list of spaces called its Boulder Path, and a space called its Safe Haven. When a player lands on a Boulder Trap space, a boulder rolls through all of the spaces on its Boulder Path, causing all players on that space and any space in its Boulder Path to flee, moving them to its Safe Haven. When a player passes through a Boulder Trap space, nothing happens.
Boulder Trap spaces cannot have their type changed through the use of items. If the use of an item would cause a Boulder Trap to change its type, then the use of that item is cancelled without effect.
Unique Types[edit | edit source]
A unique space type is a space type defined as such by the rules. If 2 or more spaces have the same unique space type, then all but the last one become type "Blank" (where the last ones is the one with the greatest identifier).
Garbage Pile[edit | edit source]
"Garbage Pile" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Garbage Pile space, a player may optionally select a random item defined by the rule "Garbage" to grant themself.
Crystal Orb[edit | edit source]
"Crystal Orb" is a type of space. When a player lands on a crystal orb space, they gain 1 crystal.
Stop Sign[edit | edit source]
Stop sign is a type of space. When a player selects such a space as part of movement they cannot, and do not have to, select any further spaces.
Oil Spill[edit | edit source]
Oil Spill is a type of space. When a player selects such a space as part of movement, the subsequent selection, if there should be one, must be randomly chosen from among the space's successors.
Thin Ice[edit | edit source]
Thin Ice is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space, if more than one player have that space as their location, all such players have their location set to Space 0.
Shard Pile[edit | edit source]
Shard Pile is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space they gain 1d6 shards.
Crystal Forge[edit | edit source]
Crystal Forge is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space they may choose to transform 20 of their shards into 1 crystal.
Casino[edit | edit source]
Casino is a type of space. When a player lands on such a space they may choose to gamble by rolling a d2. If the result is 1, they lose all their shards. If the result is 2, the amount of shards they own is doubled.
If it is party time you must be drunk to gamble.
Teleporter[edit | edit source]
A teleporter is a type of space. When a player lands on a teleporter space, they instantaneously swap locations with a randomly selected player. (Having your location swapped with another player is not "moving", as defined by the rules, and hence none of the intermediate squares between you and the player you are swapping with have any effect when it happens.) When a player passes through a teleporter space, nothing happens.
Geyser[edit | edit source]
"Geyser" is a type of space.
If a player lands on a Geyser space, they must immediately move backwards 3 spaces. This does not count as movement for the purposes of passing through or landing on spaces. If a space where this is required to happen would have multiple predecessors, a random one is selected to move onto. If a player selects a Geyser space as part of their movement action, except if that space is the final space selected, they glide further. They may (optionally) select 1 additional or 1 fewer space during that movement action.
Dance Pad[edit | edit source]
"Dance Pad" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Dance pad space, they may choose to start a party.
Disco Ball[edit | edit source]
"Disco Ball" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Disco Ball space during party time, they may randomly select a Blank space to change it's type to Dance Pad.
Geode[edit | edit source]
"Geode" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Geode space, grant them a random item from the list below:
- Crystal
- Crustal
- Shard
- Resonant Quartz
- Telekinetic Amethyst
- Hell Diamond
- Refractive Topaz
Crystal Beam[edit | edit source]
"Crystal Beam" is a type of space. When a player lands on a Crystal Beam space, they may select 1 space to target with the beam.
When a space is targeted with the beam, any players on this space lose 1 Crustal each. If they have no Crustals, they lose 1 Crystal. They lose nothing if neither condition applies. If the targeted space is of type Garbage Pile or Dance Pad, it is changed to Blank. If the targeted space is of type Hazard, change it's pseudo-type to Blank.
Connections Between Spaces[edit | edit source]
Each space has a set of successors, each of which is a space. If such a set would ever contain non-spaces, or if one of its elements ceases to exist, the set is modified by removing any offending elements. Each space initially has no successors (that is, its set of successors is empty).
A space is said to "precede" each of its successors. A space "succeeds" (syn. "follows") each space that precedes it.
Categories[edit | edit source]
Types of spaces can be grouped together into categories. Spaces whose types are categories have a "pseudo-type" which may be assigned to a specific element of the group (or "Blank"), or randomly by selecting a random (with the possibility of weighting, though uniformly distributed unless stated) type from within the category. When a player lands on a space with a category as its type, the space's current pseudo-type applies, then that player must make a random selection for its new pseudo-type.
Whilst a category contains no elements, a space of that category is always pseudo-type "Blank". In the case of an ambiguous pseudo-type, any player may generate a random pseudo-type for that space. If a player creates a space with a category as its type or modifies a space's type to be a category, they must as part of that action generate that space's pseudo-type randomly.
Treasure[edit | edit source]
"Treasure" is a category of spaces. It contains the following types:
- Crystal
- Crystal Orb
- Shard Pile
- Geode
Hazard[edit | edit source]
"Hazard" is a category of spaces. It contains the following types:
- Stop Sign
- Thin Ice
- Geyser
Utility[edit | edit source]
"Utility" is a category of spaces. It contains the following types:
- Crystal Forge
- Casino
- Crystal Beam
Movement[edit | edit source]
Each player can, as a progressive action, move, provided they have not done so previously in the current phase. This requires the following selections:
- First, a random choice of 2d4. Let the result be N.
- Then, subject to modification by other rules, N selections of a space, where each space succeeds the prior selected space (and the first selected space follows the player's current space).
When a player moves, the following happen in order:
- They are deemed to "leave" the current space, and any subsequent effects occur.
- For each selected space, other than the last, in order:
- Their location is set to that space. Then,
- They are deemed to "pass" that space, and any subsequent effects occur.
- Their location is set to the final selected space.
- They are deemed to "land on" the final selected space, and any subsequent effects occur.
Where an effect occurs due to movement that involves a player not having choices as to the outcome, any player may perform it for them. If an error in movement goes unnoticed by the end of the following phase, this no longer applies and the movement is accepted as legitimate in that instance.
If an incomplete move occurred in the previous phase and is identified after they have moved again, their move for the current phase is negated and they are granted a 'Time Bean Chili'.
Combos[edit | edit source]
If it is party time and multiple players roll the same number on any of their dice, any of these players may choose to combo. When a player combos, they gain a 'Party Pizza' and a random garbage item.
Dancing[edit | edit source]
If it is party time and a player lands on a space with other players, grant each player on that space N 'Time Bean Chilis', where N is one less than the number of players on that space.
Doubles[edit | edit source]
If you roll multiple of the same number when moving, grant yourself a 'Time Bean Chili'.
Winning[edit | edit source]
Crystals are fungible, non-transferable items.
If a player owns a number of crystals greater than or equal to 15 and at least five more than any other player, that player wins. Then the cycle ends.
Party[edit | edit source]
It's Party time!!! If a party is started it is deemed to be party time. If another party is started it is no longer party time.