The Inquacksition
The Quack Court[edit | edit source]
A list of heretics and their heresies.
| Heretic | Indictment |
|---|---|
| Everythings, the Metamagician | duck cataclysm |
| Trungle | goose apologia, sophistry, questioning the Inquacksition, refusal to recant |
| Duck God | self-deification |
| Random Internet Cat | spreading heresy to other nomics |
| Emerald | questioning the Inquacksition |
Note: The Church has investigated Grand Inquacksitor Wotton for alleged corruption and reached a verdict of NOT GUILTY.
- Grand Inquacksitor Wotton